tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5652884653674353742011-07-30T12:11:45.538-07:00Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-57034400442076712372010-07-09T04:06:00.000-07:002010-07-09T04:08:54.730-07:00<p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Agora estamos a trabalhar e a postar num novo blog.</span></span></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Visitanos em: </span></span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">www.</span></span><span style="color:#009900;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">o</span></span></span><span style="color:#ffff00;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">gato</span></span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">perfumado</span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">.blogspot.com</span></span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-5703440044207671237?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-44909176542438427372010-04-05T15:46:00.000-07:002010-04-05T16:21:12.543-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S7ppCWg-K5I/AAAAAAAAACo/5MtZujav0Qk/s1600/1c1557da4517293281.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S7ppCWg-K5I/AAAAAAAAACo/5MtZujav0Qk/s400/1c1557da4517293281.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456789387637304210" /></a><br /><div>O famoso Osama Bin Laden comunicou ao Presidente da Camara de Vila Cona de Assobios Joaquim Bagina que iria fazer tudo para matar o famosso coelhino da pascoa que tem andado a assustar a população com os seus ovos da pascoa que contem bombas dentro deles esses ovos ja mataram 2 pessoas outras 2 faleceram e ouve, 2 aleijados, 1 ferido, 1 magoado tirando as galinhas que ficaram sem dentes da Maria Salva um de Cada Vez ele ameaçou porque o coelhinho da pascoa ja matou quase 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% das pessoas totais que ele matou.</div><div>P.S</div><div>Este comunicado foi envia-do por o Famoso Osama Bin Laden que foi nosso companheiro (Gato Perfumado) tropa a cerca de 16 anos atrás.</div><div>P.S</div><div>Nao coma ovos pode morrer. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-4490917654243842737?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-76524135527233486772010-04-03T09:43:00.000-07:002010-04-03T09:44:01.157-07:00<p align="left"><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xMLkbZ-kC9E&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xMLkbZ-kC9E&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-7652413552723348677?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-930934630287547462010-04-03T09:09:00.000-07:002010-04-03T09:11:56.829-07:00Pedimos desculpa pelo aspecto do nosso blog.<br />Ocorreram uns erros técnicos oriundos da "empresa-central".<br />Vamos brevemente começar a trabalhar no blog, mas com outro link. Por enquanto resta aguardar por novas informações.<br />Desculpem o incómodo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-93093463028754746?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-13146855078152564082010-04-02T09:50:00.000-07:002010-04-02T09:59:02.762-07:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Os nomes que se seguem são reais, por mais incrível que pareça ser. Foram encontrados nos dados do Banco Espírito Santo, em Luanda.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">- <strong>Liberdade de Jesus Narigueta Perna</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Torta Banha</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Cidália Calçada Descalça</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Norlinda Rapa Buraco</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Tenia Via Vultus</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Etelvina Vaca Cabeça</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Joaquim Cuecas</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Luís Fortes Lopes Carago</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Teresa Rabo Bacalhau Molho</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- António Agustinho Chouriço Junior</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Bem Grosso</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Joaquim Bagina</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Paulo Puns Dá</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Trombasia</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Ignacio Bufa Bucelato</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Armando Durão Panasco</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Salva Um De Cada Vez</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- José de Sousa Rabito Magro</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>- Maria Augusta Rata Seca</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Há coisas estranhas não há???</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-1314685507815256408?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-5466356772614515442010-04-02T09:33:00.001-07:002010-04-02T09:33:50.499-07:00<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rac9duJPFiA&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rac9duJPFiA&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-546635677261451544?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-75351639740256533552010-04-01T04:41:00.001-07:002010-04-01T04:48:19.118-07:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455133154303817266" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S7SGs4i8NjI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ZgKvkHCzXoM/s400/DSCF4675.JPG" /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Até os professores alinham !</span></strong><br /> <img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455133517254201778" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S7SHCApDkbI/AAAAAAAAACY/RyJ11GNnF5I/s400/DSCF4677.JPG" /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455133883945576482" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S7SHXWrF6CI/AAAAAAAAACg/aujHCLptl6A/s400/DSCF4679.JPG" /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sem dúvivda que para onde o Gato Perfumado vai, nunca falta a diversão.</span></strong><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-7535163974025653355?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-26193502420199082412010-03-09T14:32:00.000-08:002010-03-09T14:38:21.807-08:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Caro visitante, publico esta mensagem para te dar a conhecer que <span style="color:#ff0000;">em breve </span></span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">o Gato Perfumado vai introduzir neste blog vídeos com músicas (letras </span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">compostas por nós)</span>. Tal apresentação irá iniciar-se <span style="color:#ff0000;">brevemente</span>.</span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong>Pedimos desculpa pela falta de actualização do blog.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Obrigado pela </span><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="font-size:130%;">atenção</span>!</span></strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span> </div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Os membros: Rui Costa e João Pedro.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-2619350242019908241?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-64124276756374733332010-03-03T12:06:00.000-08:002010-03-03T12:16:44.056-08:00<object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-622aaaf38bde9027" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param 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height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KFCIlFiaIMM&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KFCIlFiaIMM&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Cuidado com os três marmanjos!</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-4719047357284866034?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-66971930562126377432010-02-13T13:10:00.000-08:002010-02-13T13:12:04.502-08:00<p align="center"><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PaBO0j9x5iU&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PaBO0j9x5iU&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Então senhor primeiro ministro? Com que então trabalhamos para sermos um país mais pobre...</span></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Quer-se dizer, anda o pai do meu colega a puxar o boi a manha toda para levalo para a corte, e não lhe adianta de nada...</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-6697193056212637743?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-55394804967543559312010-02-07T15:56:00.000-08:002010-02-07T16:02:23.460-08:00<p align="center"><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B68fd8wVzdA&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B68fd8wVzdA&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Pedro Abronhosa a cair em alto estilo nos Ídolos!<br /><br />Parecia um carrapato de patas para o ar ...<br /><br />Mesmo assim não perdeu os seus famosos óculos!<br /><br />Já sou teu fã Pedro!! Bora lá repetir?<br /></strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-5539480496754355931?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-59406659963099553442010-02-03T12:38:00.000-08:002010-02-03T12:49:43.759-08:00<p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><b><i></i></b></span></p><b><i><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span style="font-family:&quot;;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Carroça, em marcha lenta</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ou oito ou oitenta,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não passes mais, que os noventa,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Chega aos 20, começa a abanar,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Passa dos 60 a escachar,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:-11.35pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Diz que não tem nitro,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vira-te pró burrito:<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não me deixes mal…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:-11.35pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vamos no IC9,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Uma auto-estrada com nome podre,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">E sem esquecer, os 60<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Passa por nós o Sócrates,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Longe das estradas das mortes,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No seu TGV…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:-11.35pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vida, à média rés<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Lava-lhe os pés<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">E muda-lhe os, calços rotos,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Emenda os buracos, com pregos baratos,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Para não ganharmos chatos,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:-11.35pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Diz que não tem nitro<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Então vira-te pró burrito:<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não me deixes mal…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: -11.35pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:-11.35pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Vamos no IC9,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Uma auto-estrada com nome podre,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">E sem esquecer, os 60<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Passa por nós o Sócrates,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Longe das estradas das mortes,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No seu TGV…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:14.15pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não me deixes no,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Meio da estrada,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Não me deixes…<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:14.15pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No meio do IC9,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A estrada com nome podre,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Anda pra berma, da estrada<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Com as tábuas na mão<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A comer um pedaço de pão,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Sou eu!<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left:14.15pt"><span><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">No meio do IC9,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A estrada com nome podre,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Anda pra berma, da estrada<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Com as tábuas na mão<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A comer um pedaço de pão,<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: center;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Sou eu!</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNoSpacing" style="text-align: left;margin-left: 14.15pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Autoria do....</span></span></p><p></p></i></b><p></p><div style="text-align: center;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><span style=" line-height:115%;font-family:&quot;Calibri&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;;mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-Times New Roman&quot;;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:PT;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SAfont-family:&quot;;font-size:12.0pt;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S0zlVO5TIRI/AAAAAAAAAAk/3DRfK_2NC9k/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo+(2).jpg" /></span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-5940665996309955344?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-7688305523875743332010-02-03T08:39:00.000-08:002010-02-03T10:44:30.162-08:00<div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S2mnEVkQydI/AAAAAAAAACI/gxwIX_ONsbQ/s1600-h/a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 353px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S2mnEVkQydI/AAAAAAAAACI/gxwIX_ONsbQ/s400/a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434058118349769170" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div> Rui Costa assinou um contrato milionário com a empresa que produz a boneca mais famosa do mundo.</div><div> A empresa da Barbie ofereceu cerca de 0,0000000000000000000000001 milhões de euros para o rosto da Barbie ser o do humorista muito famoso de Vila Cona de Assobios Rui Costa mais conhecido por Romicha Simões.</div><div> Rui Costa sentiu-se muito elogiado ao receber a proposta. Ele vai comprar uma casa de luxo na famosa favela de Vila Cona de Assobios a casa vai ter 50 ratos, 33 ratazanas, 3 cobras e um porca que sera a mulher do Rui Costa. A Casa tem 4 paredes e 2 divisões que é o interior e o exterior.</div><div> As novas Barbie ja começaram a ser fabricadas para serem vendidas daqui a cerca de 3 mil anos para o mundo do futuro se lembrar com eram as pessoas mais inteligentes de sempre, mas o Rui Costa não me parece uma pessoa muito inteligente eu João Pedro prometo mais uma entrevista a Rui Costa quando o nosso estúdio estiver em condições para começarmos as novas filmagens em Vila Cona de Assobios na Favela do famoso traficante de copias de blogs do Gato Perfumado Hernani Arlindo.</div><div>Obrigado pelo tempo que nos disponibilizaram.</div><div>Boa Tarde... </div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-768830552387574333?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-64591542946842390442010-01-17T09:43:00.001-08:002010-01-17T10:27:07.028-08:00<div align="left"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S1NQSvAkNZI/AAAAAAAAACA/u1hMUVAA9uw/s1600-h/dac6b7da111112728286.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 233px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427770258698286482" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S1NQSvAkNZI/AAAAAAAAACA/u1hMUVAA9uw/s320/dac6b7da111112728286.jpg" /></a> - <span style="font-family:verdana;">Suspeita-se que o irmão gémeo de Rui Costa, o humorista do Gato Perfumado, é o assaltante que tem andado a assustar a população de Vila Verde, com um elevado número de assaltos a barracas dos ciganos e a casas de sem abrigos. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Rui Costa deu uma entrevista a TVI24 e disse que o seu irmão gémeo chamava-se José Cunha.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">- O apelido do Rui Costa e do seu irmão gémeo não é o mesmo porque não são filhos do mesmo pai, porém também não são filhos da mesma mãe.</span><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Rui disse também que o irmão gémeo dele era conhecido per Zé Parte Lâmpadas, visto que quando ele era pequeno, só furava os pneus do carro do pai, já que a dona dele era a mãe.</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Quando o irmão gémeo de Rui Costa for apanhado pela policia pode apanhar entre 10 horas até 25 minutos de cadeia.</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Os ciganos e os mendigos andam muito revoltados por lhes ter sido roubado pedaços de cartão e cobertores rasgados.</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">- Assinala-se que já ouve um morto e dois falecidos e ainda não se encontraram feridos, em contra partida ficaram duas pessoas aleijadas.</span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-6459154294684239044?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-47600372586421219192010-01-15T14:27:00.000-08:002010-01-15T14:37:14.768-08:00<strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Seca 1</span></strong><br />Qual Quaresma, Qual Ronaldo...<br />Ó melhor é o pénis, sabes porque? Consegue correr com duas bolas, marca sempre de cabeça, e até cospe para cima do adeversário...<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Seca 2</span></strong><br />Sabes porque é que quando o preto vai ao cinema come chocolate branco?<br />É para não trincar os dedos...<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Seca 3</span></strong><br />Uma loira entra no hospital, e o médico pergunta: porque bebeu detergente?<br />Porque no rótulo dizia: elimina todas as gorduras...<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Seca 4</span></strong><br />Para te ajudarmos decidimos dar-te um guia de como fazer secas:<br />Queres uma seca? Primeiro expreme uma molhada, depois tem cuidado para nao molhares os pés na<br />agua que ficou no chão...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-4760037258642121919?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-17591813578845366822010-01-15T10:56:00.000-08:002010-01-15T11:05:46.562-08:00<div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong>Exclarecimento</strong></span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Excelentissimo colaborador e humorista João Silva, creio que houve um pequeno pormenor que lhe escapou. Depois de muitos anos de desenvolvimento da espécie agora conhecida: o Homo Erectus, esta espécie sofreu uma alterações ao longo dos séculos, descobrindo agora os cientistas novas imagens dessa espécie.</span></div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427043879772878434" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S1C7p6pR9mI/AAAAAAAAABg/juvqdECS7UU/s320/lalal" /> <p align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Como podemos constactar por esta fotografia recentemente captada na Escola S. Vila Verde, adquirida pelos cientistas vilaverdenses, esta espécie tornou-se mais velha, e com mais parecências com o Ser Humano.</span><br /></p></span><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-1759181357884536682?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-58664962864923395142010-01-15T10:50:00.001-08:002010-01-15T10:55:44.274-08:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">João Pedro Silva, venho por este gracioso meio agradecer-te a ajuda oferecida, e também por teres divulgado a minha espécie que está em vias de extinção.</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Creio porém que a foto abaixo não indica a melhor maneira de ir à praia!</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5427041407377187698" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S1C5aAQNo3I/AAAAAAAAABY/jUbbnbuKSOY/s320/jota1.jpg" /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pois fica a questão : és um tarado sexual ou um assumido homosexual?</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-5866496286492339514?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-32206145211825387542010-01-14T12:01:00.000-08:002010-01-15T10:25:14.083-08:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><img src="http://s3.faceinhole.com/10/1/14/6d89b7da1e1493b239.jpg" width="333" height="333" /></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">Ola... </span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Recente descoberta na Escola Secundaria De Vila Verde pelos professores das áreas de Ciências que descobriram que o aluno Rui Costa, actual cómico dos Gato Perfumado, foi <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">consi</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">derado</span> </span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 19px" class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Homo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">erectus, espécie</span></span></span><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: normal" class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span"> que parecia estar extinta a cerca de 1,8 milhões de anos, o João Silva, também humorista dos Gato Perfumado mostra-se muito <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">sensibilizado</span> com esta noticia e esta disposto a ajudar o seu inimigo Rui Costa... </span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left" align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-3220614521182538754?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-90797987178353480022010-01-14T08:33:00.001-08:002010-01-14T08:49:29.693-08:00<p align="right"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S09HsjS-eWI/AAAAAAAAABQ/GzEyVnGCZ-I/s1600-h/jjjjjj"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426634906719385954" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S09HsjS-eWI/AAAAAAAAABQ/GzEyVnGCZ-I/s320/jjjjjj" /></a></p><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;"><strong>Professores revoltados contra o Gato Perfumado!</strong></span></div><p><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"></span></strong></p><p align="center"><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Depois de muita insistência do aluno João Pedro, a professora calou de vez um dos membros do Gato Perfumado, impedindo-o de dizer muitas secas, bem que muitas delas vinham molhadas, simplesmente saíam juntamente com "paralelos" ou "perdigotos".</span></p><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Fica agora ainda em forma o aluno Rui Costa que está pronto para representar o Gato Perfumado substituíndo o outro membro.</span><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-9079798717835348002?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-30502503409762160362010-01-14T08:25:00.000-08:002010-01-16T13:58:44.660-08:00<strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">A Professora diz uma seca:</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Mulher:</span></strong> Olha Amiga, sabes uma coisa, estive dois anos em coma...<br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Amiga:</span></strong> Olha que sortuda! O meu marido nunca me leva a lado nenhum!<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Passados dois minutos:</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Aluno:</span></strong> Ó Stora minha colega ainda n percebeu!<br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Aluna:</span></strong> Pois não...<br /><br /><em>Autoria : Gato Perfumado</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-3050250340976216036?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-25508041893291790722010-01-13T07:31:00.000-08:002010-01-15T10:21:34.552-08:00<strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Aluno:</span></strong> <span style="font-family:georgia;">Ó stor ja tou farto disto, esta sala é um gelo!</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Professor:</span></strong> <span style="font-family:georgia;">Tens razão! O governo anda-se sempre a gabar que dão aos alunos acesso a um computador pessoal, à internet e até a material escolar de alta tecnologia. Enfelizmente no meio disto tudo esquecem-se de meter os aquecedores nas salas. Agora para nos aquecermos temos que andar aqui a mandar bafo um para os outros, e depois vocês não conceguem concentrar-se...</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Aluna:</span></strong> Então é por isso que tenho as minhas notas tão fracas!<br /><br /><em>Autoria : Gato Perfumado</em><br /><em>(Ps. Todas estas secas não se passaram na realidade)</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/565288465367435374-2550804189329179072?l=gatoperfumadocomedia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Gato Perfumadohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10048952035477602991noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-565288465367435374.post-16062021784130303752010-01-12T13:15:00.000-08:002010-03-27T15:42:18.950-07:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; CLEAR: both" class="separator"><a style="MARGIN-LEFT: 1em; MARGIN-RIGHT: 1em" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S0zlVO5TIRI/AAAAAAAAAAk/3DRfK_2NC9k/s1600-h/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo+(2).jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJP_gYy8LQ8/S0zlVO5TIRI/AAAAAAAAAAk/3DRfK_2NC9k/s400/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo+(2).jpg" ps="true" /></a><br /></div><div style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-RIGHT: medium none"><br /></div><div style="BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; 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